Dario DiBattista Says It Twice

For our final “bestlist” of 2011 (sure, it’s 2012, a small technicality), this list originally appeared on the blog “The Echo of a Burst of  a Shell,”  but jmww‘s Nonfiction Senior Editor Dario DiBattista’s “Top Ten Ways You Know You’re a Writer” is a great way to welcome every new year!

 

10. You blog more than you jog.

 
9. You have a favorite pen, which you use until it runs out of ink. If you lose said pen before it gets used, you’re genuinely upset. When it runs out of ink, you’re also genuinely upset.

8. You know that a workshop has nothing to do with Tech Ed or a home improvement project

7. The fact I didn’t use a period in number 8 is driving you nuts.

6. The fact I just used a cliché is also annoying you.

5. Though you really do support and love them, you also secretly hate every other writer on the planet, especially the ones more successful than you.

4. You spend tens of thousands of dollars on an MA or MFA program, knowing that it is unlikely you will ever make that money back with pure writing.

3. A byline in the New Yorker would be just as glorious of day as the day your first child was (or will be) born.

2. Walking through a dark alley is “interesting”; writer’s block is “scary”.

1. You read this entire blog to learn more things about yourself that you already know.

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