Flash Fiction: Behind the Scenes by Monica Dickson

Photo by Mike Gadd


She sees him every day. He goes home to his girlfriend every day. He tells her he loves her. He tells his girlfriend he loves her. When they’re together they act like a couple. They are a couple.

Error in Geography

She lives in the city. He lives in the sticks. He tells his girlfriend that he’s in the city, working. He is in the city but he’s not working, he’s going down on the girl who lives in the city but isn’t his girlfriend. Except, like, now when she feels like she kinda is.


Places to meet are limited. She works at the Natural History Museum, looking after the stuffed bird display. He works in an office nearby but has a taxidermiphobia. One day he manages to overcome his fear and they have sex in the storecupboard known as “the breakout room.”

Classic Quotes

She says: “The real thing is always more alluring than a plastic or digital version.”
He says: “I can’t think of anything more unnatural than a stuffed, dead bird on a plinth.”


She doesn’t know his girlfriend; she’s only seen a picture on his phone. But it turns out she went to school with his girlfriend’s cousin. The cousin sees him, with her, in the city and puts two and two together.

Revealing Mistakes

The girl in the city, who thought she was his girlfriend, really – more so than his actual, official girlfriend – has made a mistake. She thought that because she didn’t know his girlfriend in the sticks and because he made her sound like a bit of a wimp, that maybe she wasn’t real, except in a hypothetically wimpy kind of way. She was wrong. The girlfriend in the sticks is really real and clever and funny and has a lot of good points to make, including that the boyfriend is a lying prick and that taxidermiphobia is a surprisingly restrictive attribute and possibly, in his case, an affectation.

Director Trademark

The now ex-boyfriend has blocked them both on social media and refuses to answer their calls-slash-texts.

General Trivia

The girl from the city and the girl from the sticks have far more in common than either of them had with their former not-really boyfriend. They keep in touch and occasionally Snapchat if one of them spots a stuffed animal: a barn owl, mid flight, ensnared behind glass; a wall-mounted stag’s head, potent and pointless; a waistcoated fox, preserved on hind legs, proffering a drinks tray.


The practice of taxidermy is a throwback to Victorian times that can also be seen upon visiting a stately home or, perhaps more typically, when down at the traditional pub.

Crazy Credits

The girl from the city and the girl from the sticks agree it is impossible to be in an exclusive relationship with two people at the same time, which is to say, simultaneously.


No real, living creatures were harmed mistreated stuffed in the making of this story.

Monica Dickson is a short fiction writer from Leeds, UK. Her work has appeared in The Cabinet of Heed, Riggwelter, Ellipsis, Spelk, Dear Damsels, and other places. You can find her online at http://writingandthelike.wordpress.com/ and on Twitter @Mon_Dickson 

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